And the Most Despicable Person On the Planet Is...

Bill Donohue. Apparently, if you're not zealously anti-gay, anti-choice, anti-creativity, anti-Democratic Party, anti-religious freedom, and anti-diversity, you hate America, its culture, Christians, and most importantly, Catholics. I hope most Catholics feel nothing but contempt for this man who wants us to believe he speaks for them.

If you read that article, you're going to feel very dirty, so in order to make you feel better, I give you this man, who is Donohue's opposite, and his better, in every way: